what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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