Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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