hell yes lets make some ravioli
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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