Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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