thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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