I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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