went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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