Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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