do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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