I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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