Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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