Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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