She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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