used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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