my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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