I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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