at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
