Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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