dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize