Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
