Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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