just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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