News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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