Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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