haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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