roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
even my farts smell like vagina
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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