apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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