there was a trapeze. enough said
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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