i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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