Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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