Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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