I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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