Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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