we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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