is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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