he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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