David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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