yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Farmville is her only friend.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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