What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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