Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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