you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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