no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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