I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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