made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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