I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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