Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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