I want to stick my p in your. b.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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