I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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