what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
and she was petting her beer can
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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