2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
they need to just BURY HIM!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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