this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
