you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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