problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
