i think i have two assholes
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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