She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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