Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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